If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know that Stassi Schroeder spent much of the most recent season coping with the emotional fallout from her breakup with Patrick Meagher.
The split seemed to take a serious toll on Stassi, who only began to move on and re-enter the dating pool in the season's final episodes.
So it came as a huge surprise to many fans when Stassi announced that she and Patrick had reconciled, and he would be joining the cast of Vanderpump for the show's sixth season.
Sadly, it was somewhat less shocking when Stassi tweeted over the weekend that she and Meagher had called it quits yet again.
Specifically, Stassi revealed that Meagher broke up with her on their anniversary, just days after she booked a celebratory vacation.
"Broken up with on our anniversary after I planned a trip for us to Mexico," Schroeder tweeted.
"Call me Carrie Bradshaw. @rachaelnobrien you're coming w me now," she added.
It's encouraging that Stassi hasn't lost her sense of humor (and that she's planning on taking the trip with her BFF now), but her pain is evident in her latest social media posts.
Stassi posted a video on Snapchat in which she implored fans to "be nice" and keep any negative reactions to her breakup to themselves.
"If I see one more comment saying you were rooting for us guys, I'm going to lose my s--t. Please be supportive or don't say anything," she told her followers.
On Instagram, Stassi kept up the references to the scene in the first Sex and the City movie in which Carrie heads south of the border and lapses into a "Mexicoma" after being left at the altar.
Stassi posted a photo of Carrie going off on Mr. Big, along with a caption reading:
“Currently.... @rachaelnobrien, will you accompany me to Mexico, close the shades & feed me oatmeal on the trip I planned? If I see any [love] s--t, I may die."
It appears Schroeder was completely blindsided by the news, as less than a week ago, she was posting loved-up photos of herself and Meagher.
The above image was tweeted by Stassi on August 7, along with a caption reading:
"I let him have his 15 minutes ;)"
She certainly did.
No word yet on whether or not Stassi's relationship drama will make it into Vanderpump Season 6, which recently wrapped filming.
Whatever the case, she certainly won't be alone amongst her castmates on Tinder.
Sources close to the show say Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright have broken up, and it's been widely reported that Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney are headed for divorce.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught on all the gloriously messy drama.