One of the longest-standing yet never-proven celebrity rumors that just won't die is the claim that O.J. Simpson is the biological father of Khloe Kardashian.
The narrative goes like this:
Kris Jenner had an affair with O.J. (before he was accused of murdering her best friend Nicole Simpson) while married to Robert Kardashian, and out came Khloe.
Welp, The Juice - while not loose - has allegedly agreed to take a paternity test to determine if he is indeed the father.
His current state of imprisonment sadly precludes him from appearing on Maury Povich for the big reveal, of course.
According to a former prison guard at the facility that houses Simpson, the disgraced football star says he will take the test.
He will only do if Khloe "shows him a little respect," however, and comes to visit him in the big house, reports The Daily Mail.
The guard, Jeffrey Felix, wrote a tell-all book entitled Guarding the Juice about his time with the likely double murderer.
He discussed the paternity issue in the documentary The Man Who Saved O.J. Simpson, which is about Khloe's dad Robert.
Felix asserted that Khloe had begged Simpson to take the test in a quest to uncover the truth.
"She has to go there and talk to him," said Felix. "He wants her to come out to Lovelock (prison) and visit him in person."
"OJ will do it and the prison officials have told him they will allow it," he affirmed.
"It’s just a quick mouth swab and they would allow it to happen during a visit."
By agreeing to a DNA test, one could surmise that O.J. is in essence confirming the possibility that he is Khloe's dad.
Which, of course, means he had sex with Kris Jenner at least once.
But you never know. O.J.'s going to be locked up for a long time and maybe he just wants some company.
"He wants to talk to her about some other things too, but more importantly like her he wants to know if she is his daughter," added Felix.
While Kris has admitted to cheating on Robert, she emphatically denies an affair with Simpson.
Khloe has also dismissed all suggestions that Robert might not be her father, and in fact becomes irate at the mere mention of it.
It's very possible this prison guard is just selling us all snake oil in the form of his book, but it's always fun to hear these wild claims.