Khloe Kardashian: My Body's Too Hot To Be Pregnant Right Now!

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She's keeping it right and tight, so there's no room right now for a bun in the oven.

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Khloe Kardashian must be at the point where she's ready to start a collection of fairy tales based on the number of lies written about her on a weekly basis.

This week's issue of Life & Style has Kardashian on the cover, beaming from ear-to-ear as the headline reads, "I'm having a baby!"

Oh that's marvelous.  And who, pray tell, is the father?

"Got my fingers crossed!" Scott Disick joked on Instagram, as he's shown as one of the five potential dads in this Mama Mia fiasco.

The truth is, Kardashian isn't pregnant, nor does she want to be.  

For now.

“She would love nothing more than to be a mother but it’s just not true," a source told Hollywood Life.

"For now being in the best shape of her life and not being in a deeply committed relationship is keeping her happy.”

Kardashian has worked hard over the past few years to eat clean and tone up, which inspired not only a book (Strong Looks Better Naked), but landed her a makeover show on E!, Revenge Body.

“She would love to make that happen sooner than later and it will in good time but she has no bun in the oven," the source added.

Of course, one person who wouldn't be thrilled about the news would be Kardashian's estranged husband, Lamar Odom.  She filed for divorce a second time in May, after pausing proceedings to take care of the former NBA star when he suffered a near-fatal overdose.

“Lamar certainly hopes Khloe’s not pregnant," another source told the site after the cover story hit newsstand.

"He simply couldn’t take the pain of watching her begin a family with someone other than him.”

Unfortunately for Odom, it will happen at some point.  Just not right now.

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