Note to the guy who got a tattoo of Donald Trump sucking a penis on his right ankle:
You may not be the craziest political follower out there this year.
Clayton Litten, a resident of Midlothian, Virginia, was sitting on his toilet recently when he looked down and could not believe what he saw.
Speaking to WTVR TV, Litten said he was in shock. There’s no way, he thought. It can't be.
But it was "clear as day," Litten explained.
According to this Donald Trump supporter, there was an image of the presidential candidate right below him, as Litten swears he saw a picture of The Donald on the tile floor, standing with his arms folded.
"What are the odds?" Litten asked. "One in a trillion?"
Sure, we'll go with that.
It would make the odds of this being a picture of Donald Trump about the same as the odds of Donald Trump actually defeating Hillary Clinton in November.
"It's a perfect image of him!" Litten says.
You may study the snapshot above and decide for yourself if this is a valid statement or not.
Litten says he sent the photograph to Trump headquarters and hopes to hear from the candidate someday.
But he has not received any message back just yet.
Litten is a a lifelong Republican who is actually dying of lung cancer and his medical bills have exceeded $20,000.
So we aren't going to make much fun of him here.
After all, we've all seen things that resemble Donald Trump at times when we go to the bathroom, haven't we?