Chrissy Teigen is the consummate over-sharer, but unlike our distant friends on Facebook, we kinda love her for it.
Yesterday, the model posted a pic of the aftermath of a recent spray tan, and the results aren't pretty.
In her quest to achieve a sun-kissed complexion, Teigen wound up with some orangey-stained sheets outlining her figure.
And you can totally see her butt.
(Doing best Beavis & Butthead impression.)
"Spray tan diaries," she captioned the pic.
Man, it looks like that stuff gets in every crevice.
The new mom also shared TMI spray tan woes of a different kind on Twitter.
"Just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible," she tweeted.
Yeah, I totally hate that.
Teigen and husband John Legend welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, last month.
Here's the first pic she shared of her daughter:
About a week after Luna was born, the new parents stepped out for a bite to eat and caught shade on Twitter from the mommy mob.
"The spotlight pull be strong," wrote one user. "One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?"
But Teigen doesn't stand for such crap.
She retweeted many of their angry tweets and wrote, "I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!"
Get 'em, Chrissy. And keep us updated on your tan.