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Halle Berry has suffered from some major image problems in recent years, but no matter how you feel about the Oscar-winner and her tumultuous personal life, there’s no denying that the girl understands the Internet:

Halle Berry Topless

Halle joined Instagram today, and the photo above is her first post.

Granted, it’s the least revealing topless photo in history, but it’s also a clear indication that Ms. Berry knows what makes the ‘Gram go ’round.

Remarkably, she doesn’t seem to have a project or political agenda to support, she just wants to share the glory that is naked Halle Berry with the world:

"Hi everyone," Halle wrote, as though anyone is clicking this pic to read the caption. "Welcome! Today is a very exciting day for me… I’m looking forward to sharing our world through images that reflect my emotions and perceptions.

"I am in awe of photography and its ability to capture and reflect this extraordinary world that we live in. I’m excited to share with you my love of nature, the arts, fashion and much more in the hopes that the images will inspire, promote conversation and bring you joy."

So there you have it. Halle Berry loves photography, but not enough to show you her boobs.

At least now she’ll have a way to fire back the next time someone slams her on social media.