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You’ve seen Emily Ratajkowski naked in the "Blurred Lines" video, and in Gone Girl, and on her Instagram page about 47,000 times, but like bacon and Saturdays, it’s just one of those things that never gets old.

Emily Ratajkowski Topless in Black and White
Emily Ratajkowski Topless Image

The pics above seem to be from a professional photoshoot, but unless they’re part of a spread for Naked Hippie Monthly, we have no idea what the shoot was for. 

Not that we’re complaining. It’s just that sometimes we like an explanatory caption so we know what we’re ogling, ya know?

After all, it seems these days Emily likes to send a message with her nudity.

Last week, she posted a naked selfie in honor of Kim Kardashian.

Prior to that she bared her boobs for Bernie Sanders.

We’re not saying that we need to know her agenda every time she takes her clothes off, but a little background information would be nice.

Are we bing nitpicky? Yes, but only because we decided to be more curmudgeonly ever since we found out about Emily’s love for Senator Sanders.

So give us a call, EmRat. We’ve already shaved our heads into a convincing approximation of male pattern baldness, and we’re ready to shout at you the billionaire class until the sun comes up.