Last month, Coco gave birth to her first child - a girl with the surprisingly normal name of Chanel Nicole.
But while the kid's moniker might not have been as bonkers as we'd hoped coming from parents who are both named after edibles, her baby book will stand as a testament to how awesomely insane her mom can be:
Yes, for some reason, Coco's boobs are the focal point of all her baby photos.
Okay, not all of them, but certainly the ones that have gotten the most attention online feature the classic combo of baby and boobs.
And why not? Babies and people who follow Coco on Instagram both enjoy breasts. It just makes sense to give the people what they want and show little Chanel what's for dinner at the same time.
Of course, it's not all strategically-covered nipples over at Casa de T.
First-time mom Coco is clearly loving all the photo opportunities that come with having a newborn in the house.
For example, check out this pic of Little Chanel scratching on the ones and twos:
Apparently, this is a little girl who rarely wears clothes and loves hip hop.
We think it's safe to say Chanel is representing both of her parents. She'll probably have a role on a Law & Order spinoff before her first birthday.