Things are falling to pieces inside the Jolie-Pitt household.
Or so a tabloid claims.
Some disgruntled nanny/nannies sold a story to Star Magazine in retaliation for being "cropped out of" paparazzi pictures taken of the family.
It appears that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie don't want the help being photographed, for fear that it will ruin their hands-on parenting image.
The list of accusations consists of no bedtime, no schedule, expensive vacations, and home schooling that more or less doesn't exist.
“Brad and Angelina are very unconventional parents, to say the least. It is like they are living in a hippy commune most of the time because Angie doesn’t believe in rules," one source told the magazine. "She thinks that it is important for children to have freedom of expression – but that doesn’t always work out well.”
As for schooling, the kids - Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, Zahara, Vivienne and Knox - are "followed by a team of tutors." However, Jolie reportedly lets the kids choose what subjects they want to study, and tests and quizzes are rarely given.
The only requirement from Jolie is that the kids all attend therapy.
And every weekend, the family focuses on a new religion in order to help the kids decide which is the right fit for them.
Poor, Midwest-born Pitt wants to add a bit of normalcy and structure to his family's life, so he wakes up and slaves over a hot stove while Angie saws logs.
“Brad is always out of bed in the morning and he likes to make breakfast for everyone," the source explained. "The kids get up next and Angie much later because she is a night owl. So Brad is on daddy duty most mornings.”
Disgruntled nannies tell the best stories, amiright?