Last month, Donald Trump revealed Sen. Lindsey Graham’s cell phone number during a campaign stop in South Carolina.
Now, controversial gossip site Gawker is giving the Donald a taste of his own medicine by posting Trump’s personal cell phone number online.
The post has only been live for a matter of minutes, so if you call now, you may get a chance to experience Trump’s bloviating idiocy firsthand.
The number? (917)756-8000
We urge you to briefly neglect work or whatever obligations are tying you up right now and take a moment to blow up Trump’s phone.
Maybe you’ll get lucky and he’ll share his top secret idea for taking out ISIS. We’re sure it’s the most fabulous, luxurious military strategy since Hannibal crossed the Alps.
Right now, it seems that most of the calls are going to voicemail, and sadly, Donald’s inbox is full. (How can he run the country if he can’t even delete his voicemails?!)
But some callers have reported that Trump now has his assistant answering for him. We assume you can just ask her to hand the phone to the nearest blustering douche in a honey badger-fur toupee.
Best case scenario – you’ll get a classic Trump quote spewed right into your ear.
Worst case scenario – you’ll be participating in a public campaign to torture the guy, so that maybe next time he’ll think twice before offering his opinion on John McCain.
Being forced to get a new number is kinda like being held captive in a North Vietnamese prison camp, right?