Donald Trump is running for President on a unique platform.
The real estate mogul is pushing for the most-Mexicans-are-rapists vote, while also courting the John-McCain-Isn't-Really-a-War-Hero demographic.
Will it pay off? For the sake of our country... God, we hope not.
But that doesn't mean we can't be entertained by the following incredible quotes, all of which have actually come out of The Donald's mouth during his campaign to run America, including his headline-making turn at the first GOP debate in Cleveland...
On disparaging marks made in the past about women:
We have a good time. What I say is what I say. And honestly [Megyn Kelly], if you don't like it, I'm sorry.
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Down with China!
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.
Elect me because...
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.
Obama don't care!
Obamacare really kicks in in '16, 2016. Obama is going to be out playing golf. He might be on one of my courses. I would invite him, I actually would say. I have the best courses in the world, so I'd say, you what, if he wants to... I have one right next to the White House, right on the Potomac. If he'd like to play, that's fine.
Build UP that wall!
The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.