Donald Trump is running for President on a unique platform.
The real estate mogul is pushing for the
most-Mexicans-are-rapists vote, while also courting the John-McCain-Isn’t-Really-a-War-Hero demographic.
Will it pay off? For the sake of our country… God, we hope not.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t be entertained by the following incredible quotes, all of which have actually come out of The Donald’s mouth during his campaign to run America, including his headline-making turn at the first GOP debate in Cleveland…
On disparaging marks made in the past about women:
We have a good time. What I say is what I say. And honestly [Megyn Kelly], if you don’t like it, I’m sorry.
When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Down with China!
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.
Elect me because…
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.
Obama don’t care!
Obamacare really kicks in in ’16, 2016. Obama is going to be out playing golf. He might be on one of my courses. I would invite him, I actually would say. I have the best courses in the world, so I’d say, you what, if he wants to… I have one right next to the White House, right on the Potomac. If he’d like to play, that’s fine.
Build UP that wall!
The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.
Cities are in ruin…
You look at Baltimore, you look at Cleveland. You look at all of those places, just exploding. We have an African-American president [and] we’ve never had it so bad.
SHE’S THE WORST!
Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the United States. There’s never been a Secretary of State so bad as Hillary. The world blew up around us. We lost everything, including all relationships. There wasn’t one good thing that came out of that administration or her being Secretary of State.
On John McCain:
He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK, I hate to tell you.
Our real unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 20 percent. Don’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe it.
Look what ISIS did!
They [ISIS] just built a hotel in Syria. Can you believe this? They built a hotel. When I have to build a hotel, I pay interest. They don’t have to pay interest, because they took the oil that, when we left Iraq, I said we should’ve taken.
On the… Wall Street Journal?!?
Look how small the pages have become @WSJ. Looks like a tabloid… saving money I assume!
Does he have any regrets?
I have said things that I could’ve held back. But not that often, surprisingly not that often, but certainly there have been occasions.
On immigration again, at the first GOP debate:
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be talking about illegal immigration. This was not a subject on anybody’s mind at my announcement, except the reporters are a very dishonest lot.
On how he helps and it hurts:
I give [money[ to everybody. When I call, they give. And you know what, when I need something from them, two years later, three years later, I call them, they are there for me. And that’s a broken system.
On Hillary Clinton:
Well, I tell you what, with Hillary Clinton, I said be at my wedding, and she came to my wedding. You know why, she had no choice ’cause I gave to a foundation that, frankly, that foundation was supposed to do good. I didn’t know her money would be used on private jets going all over the world. It was.
Trump’s response to having referred to women as “fat pigs, dogs, slobs [and] disgusting animals”…
Only Rosie O’Donnell.
On Megyn Kelly:
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.