Nice try, celebrity gossip world.
This is the basic message Kris Jenner has sent out in response to the rumor that Rob Kardashian has checked into rehab in Florida.
The overweight reality star has scarcely been heard from since referring to Kim Kardashian as “the b-tch from Gone Girl,” which itself followed a rather long quiet period.
A previous report alleged Rob agreed to seek professional help (for substance abuse, we presume) late Thursday night, but Jenner has replied to that allegation with two words:
Completely fabricated, she tells Entertainment Tonight.
Kris has often had to conduct damage control for her
public image son over the past several months, ever since he basically fell off the Hollywood radar.
Just last week, Kris shared a handful of texts from her family that included loving remarks aimed at the 28-year-old reality star.
In one of the messages, Rob is referred to a "bunny boo." How sweet, right?
Or how ... fake?
Yes, Kris Jenner is accused of faking text messages that make her family look all close and loving and sweet and tight-knit.
Would anyone be at all surprised if this were actually the case?