We hope you’re sitting down, because we’ve got news that’s sure to rattle you to your core and make you question everything you thought you knew about the world:
Nude photos of Kim Kardashian have appeared on the Internet.
In other news, bears reportedly defecate in wooded areas, and Pope Francis has been spotted dabbling in Catholicism.
As usual, Kim’s naked pics come with some sort sort of bizarre justification.
Last time, she was trying to "break the Internet" (We thought Time Warner was already doing a perfectly good job of that! Zing!); this time, it’s got something to do with Kim’s psoriasis.
Yes, in case you weren’t already aware – Kim Kardashian suffers from psoriasis, and her desperation for new Keeping Up With the Kardashians storylines has reached the point where she’s once again making a big deal of her occasionally flaky skin.
The above pics are from an upcoming KUWTK episode in which Kim struggles to come to terms with her condition by getting naked and painting herself with racing stripes in the desert. Yeah, we don’t get it either.
"I have psoriasis," Kim reportedly remarked before stripping down. "There is nothing I can do about it, so there is no reason why I should feel uncomfortable."
Apparently, in a totally non-scripted moment, the photographer even remarked, "Look at your skin! So nice and even!"
Well, that’s good. It’s about time someone paid Kim some attention so that she can finally develop some confidence.