Guys, pay your taxes. Pay your taxes and don’t commit, wire, bank and mail fraud. These are some of the lessons that we should all be learning from the tragic tail of Teresa and Joe Giudice.
After being sentenced to 15 months in Danbury Correctional Facility (yes the same one from Orange is the New Black … COOOOOOL!!!!), Teresa Giudice is finally getting some quality visitation in. The trouble is that it might not be enough to keep the marriage together.
RadarOnline spoke with a former Danbury inmate, Beatrice Codianni, who describes the typical visit.
"They cannot hug each other and they cannot hold each other … During the visits, they are allowed one kiss coming in and one kiss leaving, but it must be a brief kiss. If they can get the tongue in, fine, but they will be told by the correctional officers, ‘That’s it!"
It sounds like she’s describing a peck on the lips, and how do you slip a tongue through that. Especially, when you’ve got your four children beside you, as Joe did in their most recent visit?
We previously reported some special treatment for the reality star, but this is making things seem rather different. I’m imagining some very formal, bent at the waist, gentle pecking with the occasional tongue darting in-and-out before the guard can see.
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