History is full of unexpected alliances:
Elvis and Richard Nixon, Rocky and Apollo Creed…Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute?
If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 16 last night, then you know Kristen somehow managed to find yet another rock bottom.
Kristen was fired from SUR earlier in the season, and she’d effectively alienated the rest of the cast through her psychotic efforts to break up Tom and Ariana, but we figured after having paid so dearly for her conniving ways, she might be ready to give the drama a rest for a while.
Oh, how wrong we were.
Thanks to Jax Taylor’s spoiler-rific interview, we were expecting Kristen to “ruin” Scheana Marie’s wedding, and while Jax may have been exaggerating a bit, the unhinged former SUR-ver certainly did her best to spoil the occasion by punching her boyfriend in the face at the reception.
After finding out about that ugly incident, Scheana declared that she’s officially done with Kristen (that took long enough), which means that with no job, no friends, and no boyfriend with ties to SUR, Kristen really has no reason to remain on Vanderpump Rules.
So as we learned in the preview for next week’s episode, she essentially made a deal with the Devil by teaming up with fellow exile Stassi Schroeder.
As you might expect, that move did little to help Kristen’s standing with the rest of the group, and Bravo boss Andy Cohen says the rest of the SUR staff happily ganged up on Stassi and Kristen during the reunion episode that filmed last week:
“Well, Stassi and Kristen almost didn’t survive – SURvive – because they were both kind of pummeled,” Cohen said in a recent interview. “Maybe I ganged up on Jax the most, but they all ganged up on Stassi. I almost felt bad for her.”
“Almost” being the operative word there. Watch Vanderpump Rules online at TV Fanatic to remind yourself of just how much Stassi and Kristen have it coming.
