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Claiming that Bravo’s shady editing only makes her look like a mean girl clash crazy person, Stassi Schroeder says she’s so DONE with Vanderpump Rules.

Of course, we all saw how that went after last season.

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If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know she alienates people left and right and generally comes across as a 12-year-old in an adult’s body.

Well, she says she’s totally not that girl! It’s all editing!

“I’m kind of over the reality TV thing. It’s too stressful. It really is stressful. There’s so much negativity,” explains Stassi Schroeder, with faux incredulity.

“Most people do reality TV as a stepping stone. They can use it as a platform. Anyone who chooses to do reality TV for the sake of reality TV has to be insane.”

“Honestly, I’ve wanted to use this to build up a following. I’ve been slowly working my way up in fashion. If I didn’t have the show, those things wouldn’t be possible.”

We don’t know what’s funnier here:

  • That Stassi thinks "editing" can make her appear to be a completely different person, or believes that viewers will simply accept this theory.
  • That she thinks she has been building up a "following," or that people are now taking her semi-seriously as a stylist or fashion writer.
  • That this obvious attention lover claims she doesn’t want to do reality TV anymore, because she is so over that whole immature scene.
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For an alleged stylist and fashion maven, Stassi is mostly seen complaining about styling people, and whining about one petty feud after another.

“I know I’m not, like, the spreader of light all the time," Schroeder acknowledges, "but there’s sooo much negativity, and everybody’s judging you."

Pour a little pinot out for poor Stass.

“Everyone’s saying awful things, and you’re being paid to take each other down. It’s just kind of rough. There are so many things I’ve said as a joke."

"They don’t show me laughing after,” the 27-year-old insists. “We’re putting ourselves out there to be judged, [but] I have no control over what’s shown!”

Even if she were shown laughing afterward, we doubt some comments she’s made about Scheana Marie or Katie Maloney would make them chuckle.

After Katie stormed away from Stassi’s interrogation on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 12, who does she even have to hang out with at this point?

We’ll believe she’s done when we see it, but at the rate she’s burning bridges, she may want to quit before boss Lisa Vanderpump cuts ties with her first.