While all of your attention has been devoted to #DeflateGate, a far more dangerous scandal has been going underreported. And this one has nothing to do with balls…but everything to do with stank va-jay-jays.
Yes, we’re talking about the ongoing battle between Joanna Krupa and Brandi Glanville. In case you haven’t been paying attention to this most epic of conflicts, here’s a refresher:
Brandi said Joanna’s vagina smells during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live back in 2013.
Always the embodiment of class and sophistication, Brandi went off on the topic again a few months ago, basically opening up a conversation with Andy Cohen, like, “So anyway, ya know what stinks? Joanna Krupa’s p-ssy.”
Krupa was understandably less than pleased with Brandi’s seeming fixation on her malodorous vadge, so she threatened to sue Brandi for defamation.
It was widely regarded as an empty threat at first.
Joanna’s lawyers sent Brandi a letter demanding an apology, but apparently – like out Founding Fathers before her – Brandi stuck to her beliefs that un-fresh clams are everybody’s business, and she refused to say she was sorry.
So now this thing is going to court. Joanna is suing for $15,000 and she’s reportedly demanding a trial by jury.
Yes, Joanna wants a group of her peers to discuss her alleged crotch rot and reach a decision. We’ll keep you posted on what’s sure to be the trial of the century.
In the meantime, watch The Real Housewives if Beverly Hills online to see more of Brandi sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong.