In just a few weeks, Teresa Giudice will head to prison to begin serving a 15-month sentence.
No doubt it’s a scary time in her life, but sources say that when Teresa’s not trying to weasel out of her sentence, she’s diligently preparing for the reality of being away from her family for over a year.
That means, of course, making sure that her kids are properly cared for…and that her husband doesn’t bang whoever’s caring for them.
Yes, Teresa is in the market for a nanny, but not just any nanny. This nanny must be tough but fair, kind but firm, and most importantly…she should be a total boner-deflater:
“For a few weeks, Teresa was phoning agencies looking for ‘chubby’ nanny,” a source tells Us Weekly. “Joe has wandering eye. She wants someone who doesn’t pose a threat.”
Teresa has every reason to be suspicious. After all, Joe Giudice has been accused of cheating by…well, just about everyone in her life.
Still, it seems there are easier options than hunting down an overweight babysitter if Teresa wants to ensure Joe doesn’t cheat on her while she’s locked up. For example, she could leave his stumpy ass.
We’d also say she could just hire a male nanny, but apparently Teresa already tried that approach:
“She started contacting agencies looking for a gay ‘manny,'” says the insider. “But she was told asking about a person’s sexuality isn’t appropriate.”
Why would the manny have to be gay? Teresa, Joe’s about to serve 41 months in prison. If he wants to experiment with dudes, he’ll have plenty of time.
Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to relive a time when Joe and Teresa were slighly less effed up.
