Miley Cyrus loves Madonna.
We don't mean that she enjoys the Material Girl's music, or even that she's got a full-blown girl crush.
No, we mean Miley is legitimately in love with Madonna.
You see, when Miley falls for a musical idol she falls hard, and she expresses her affection through Photoshop.
Miley's love affair with Elvis has been well-documented on her Instagram page for several months, and now it seems the pothead pop princess has moved on to Her Madgesty:
Sadly, many of Miley's fans have no memory of the incident at the 2003 VMAs where Madonna made out with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
The whole thing seems pretty tame by today's standards (and definitely by Miley's standards) but that doesn't mean Ms. Cyrus doesn't want in on the action.
It's a little weird, but it's a welcome change from Miley's use of childhood photos and pics of her dead dog in service of the Free the Nipple campaign.
And hey, anything that keeps the girl from jamming her tongue down Katy Perry's throat can't be a bad thing.
Of course, Miley made out with Paris Hilton just a few weeks ago, so clearly she's not content to limit her girl-on-girl fantasies to the realm of Instagram edits.
You're a lucky man, Patrick Schwarzenegger!