Thanks to nude Jenny McCarthy photos being leaked online (and the dozens that she took professionally) there are few parts of the former model's anatomy that need to be described.
Her husband Donnie Wahlberg, however, was not a victim of The Fappening, so Jenny gave a vivid description of Donnie's member during her appearance on Watch What Happens Live last night.
"He has the most beautiful penis I've ever seen in my life," McCarthy told host Andy Cohen. "Sometimes they're deformed-looking and sometimes they're a different color that you're not used to. Some are, like, purple. Some are pink."
"I can't get too descriptive, but you know what I mean. It fits my vagina perfectly."
Well, it's a good thing she didn't get "too descriptive." Gotta love that Jenny said that without irony after detailing the dimensions of her husband's wang like she's talking to a police sketch artist.
Of course, this isn't the first time Jenny went all TMI about her sex life. Last month, Jenny told a bizarre story about how she lost her wedding ring during sex...because that's a thing that happens to people.
At least we can be grateful that Jenny didn't go into detail about why she has to take off her rings before sex. Because you can be fairly certain that story involves the term "butt play."