Ashton Kutcher appeared on Conan last night and told the host that he's experiencing the "greatest thing on Earth" these days.
Seeing Mila Kunis nude any time he wants? Surprisingly, no.
Kutcher was referring to first-time parenthood, as he and Kunis welcomed daughter Wyatt Isabelle into the world to begin this month.
"It’s unbelievable. It’s the greatest thing on Earth," Kutcher said, adding that he feels "blessed" to have a well-behaved baby, and also to have the kind of lifestyle his job affords.
Said the Two and a Half Men star of how he and Kunis roll as parents:
"We’re really privileged that we have time and can afford to take time. So we don’t have a nanny or a night nurse of any of the stuff. It’s just the two of us."
As for the name "Wyatt Isabelle?" No, it wasn't inspired by Rachel Uchitel.
According to Kutcher, the couple had already chosen another name, but then “when we were pregnant, the name didn’t fit the energy we were feeling. One night, Mila was like, ‘This is not the name.'"
So, how did they arrive at the name?
"I had to get the creative juices going," Kutcher explained. "So we were going to a Lakers game, and I just started listing off anything and everything I saw: ‘sign, truck, wall, door … ‘ She [was] like, ‘Shut up!’ Then I was like, ‘I’ve got a really dumb idea. What about Wyatt?’ She goes, ‘That’s it."
And there you have it. The middle name, meanwhile, was chosen in honor of Mila's grandfather.
The new parents are both happy and protective of their selection, with Ashton telling Conan they’ve already reserved possible domain names for Wyatt Isabelle.
“I don’t want a porn site with my daughter’s name!” joked Kutcher.
That's no laughing matter, however. Job well done, guys.