But a stand-up comedian named Robert Franzese has spent about $30,000 less than that figure to sound EXACTLY like Peter Griffin!
Featured at this year's Allentown Comic-Con (yes, there's apparently a Comic-Con in Allentown, Pennsylvania), Franzese nearly sounds more like this Family Guy character than series creator Seth MacFarlane, who voices Peter on the Fox animated hit.
Having also memorized all of the best Family Guy quotes and purchased some green pants and a white shirt, Franzese is a dead ringer for the father of Brian, Meg and Stewie.
Close your eyes. Watch him crack jokes below. And you won't even need to watch Family Guy online to get your Peter Griffin fix: