Now that Courtney Stodden has divorced Doug Hutchison, her main three loves in life are herself and her breasts.
She's always loved putting her girls on display, and now that Courtney has even bigger breast implants, she's more of an Instagram addict than ever.
And what better way to celebrate an extra couple pounds of silicone than by paying tribute to the most famous boob job of all?
That's Courtney enjoying a "fun day at the beach" with her appropriately purse-sized pooch.
Remarkably, Courtney is actually wearing more clothes than we're accustomed to (Does she not know how the beach works?), but she still manages to draw our attention to all the right places, with an epic Pamela Anderson-style beach run.
While Courtney's Wikipedia page lists her as an actress, the only acting she's really done is pretending to be in love with Hutchison. (Though, in fairness, that was an Oscar-worthy performance.)
So yeah, casting agents haven't exactly been beating her door down, but if David Hasselhoff ever decides to remake Baywatch, that's a project that would fit Courtney like a DDD-cup bra.