For the record, we don't know if Kourtney Kardashian is actually pregnant with her third child. It's just a rumor at the moment.
But we do almost definitely know how Kourtney and Scott Disick will present this news to the world, if it ends up being true:
Via a tabloid cover story for which they're paid a very handsome sum.
And to which we say: BOOOO! That's no fun at all.
What is fun if you're an expecting couple? Mocking your wife's morning sickness, of course. Or creating your own movie-style billboard.
Herewith, THG presents 11 creative couples who turned a miraculous moment into an LOL moment: