Men and women alike might want Kate Upton’s body, but it seems that when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl looks in the mirror, she doesn’t see the curvy model of perfection that the rest of like to ogle.
FIrst there were rumors that Kate hates her giant boobs (Blasphemy!) now she’s hating on herself for not bringing her bikini A-game to her new film, The Other Woman.
Asked about a scene in the movie in which she shows off her famous beach body, Kate explained, “Of course, I always try to live a healthy lifestye, but that was my birthday week. So that was the least healthy I’ve ever been. I just turned 21.”
Oh, Kate. We love you, but there’s so much to hate in that quote:
First of all, must you remind us that in addition to being insanely hot, you’re also a world-famous millionaire at 21?
Second, that’s the least healthy you’ve ever been?! Most 21-year-olds spend their birthday weeks guzzling 60,000 calories worth of malt liquor and they end up with the sizable beer guts to prove it.
So, Kate, basically you’re upset because in your mind you looked slightly less perfect than usual?! That’s like Warren Buffett complaining that he feels broke because he’s down to his last billion.
Well, apparently even the most flawless among us can be hard on themselves at times, but we think we have the solution to Kate’s self-esteem problem.
Kate, any time you find yourself doubting your goddess-like mega-hotness, just re-watch the video below: