Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 9 Recap: Don't Have a Cow (Blind)

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Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 9 saw the Duck Commander gang construct a cow blind (seriously) as a result of Sadie shadowing Willie and Jase at work.

It was Take Your Business Student to Work Day. When work is this place, that business student had best take heed ... but hey, they're all family here.

If you watch Duck Dynasty online, the idea of Jase building a giant, fake cow head and hiding behind it to fool his "prey" does not make you bat an eye.

Nor does the fact that it sort of works. The man's got skills!

Willie agreed to give Jase 10 percent of the profits from the item, which will amount to $0 because the company won’t actually be making it anytime soon.

Still, Jase got the last laugh in Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 9, which is all he cares about anyway. One-upping Will tops money any day for Jase.

If the goal was to teach Sadie not to be like Jase, it didn't necessarily work. In the end, both Robertson brothers bring a lot to the table as CEO and COO.

We're not just talking about the birds the men hunt, either.

Meanwhile, Jep and Phil, who lists his favorite type of animal as “grilled,” took the former's children to a petting zoo, which was the cutest thing ever.

At least until Phil taught us about feces-based entertainment.

That's Phil for you. But seriously, Jep and Jessica Robertson have some cute kids, which we suppose isn't surprising for such a gorgeous couple.

Priscilla and Meritt were introduced to "mutton busting,” where kids ride on sheep, and Phil kicked in $5 when Merrit was able to stay on for eight seconds.

It was like a miniature redneck rodeo, or something.