Kids. They don't just say the darndest things. They also write the darndest things.
Take this note, for example, in which a student tells his teacher to get well soon… by pooping.
And now consider the following note, penned by an eight-year old many years ago and recently discovered by his mother.
She posted it on Facebook and included along with it an explanation that says the apology was "only a first draft," the victim was not seriously hurt and all siblings are now "grown men and very close."
That's good to know. Because at one point, man, Zachary REALLY hated Chris: