Wilson Kipsang didn't just win the Berlin Marathon this weekend.
He set a new world record in the distance, shattering the old mark by an amazing 15 seconds.
However, the Kenyan star was unable to totally celebrate the achievement at the finish line because some idiot ran out of the crowd and broke the tape first.
Even worse? The moron was wearing a shirt that promotes an online escort service, as you can see in the following footage:
It's unclear at the moment whether German police arrested the rule-breaking attendee.
In semi-related news, Pamela Anderson will be running the New York City Marathon this year. We doubt she'll break any record, though.
Unless... is there a mark for Most Jiggles Over A 26.2 mile Distance?