We know he can play the flute. And woo women. And guzzle milk like a champ.
But who knew Ron Burgundy could write?!?
The beloved newscaster has announced that he will release a memoir in anticipation of Anchorman 2. It will be titled "Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings" and it will hit book shelves on November 19.
Teased Burgundy in a press release:
“I don’t know if it’s the greatest autobiography ever written. I’m too close to the work. I will tell you this much: the first time I sat down and read this thing…I cried like a goddamn baby, and you can take that to the bank!”
To paraphrase one of our favorite Anchorman quotes, we'd rather take it to a glass case of emotion. Maybe while eating a wheel of cheese.