Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant and Alone?!

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Is the lovely Jennifer Aniston pregnant and/or alone these days?

No, but why let that stop you if you're a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Pregnant, Alone

Having recently proclaimed that she and Justin Theroux were “finally married," and having impregnated her many times before, OK! is back at it this week.

Just one week after Theroux had supposedly “crushed” Aniston’s dreams for a “winter getaway” wedding, too. Who knew there was also a baby involved!

If it involves Jennifer Aniston's misery, it's A-OK with OK!

According to the tabloid's latest, things have became so “toxic” between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux that the couple has taken a “break.”

The couple has pushed back their wedding, that is true.

A break, however, implies they've split, which isn't true. At all.

Still, “Jen’s life lies in ruins,” a so-called “close friend” says. “

The wedding’s canceled, her man’s nowhere to be seen. Friends are worried that Jen’s closed off, and dealing with a pregnancy, abandoned and alone.”

“Her pals are desperately worried over what the future lies for her and Justin’s unborn child,” says the alleged friend in a totally real quote.

“The last thing anyone wants is for her to face life as a single mom.”

Indeed. Good thing she's neither pregnant nor alone.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Cover
Jen Aniston NOT Pregnant!
They're Both Pregnant!
Wedding AND a Baby!
Aniston Pregnant!!!!!
A Ring For Jen
A Baby For Jen! Yet Again!
Baby For Jen!
Yes, She's Adopting!
Jen's a Mom!
Having a Baby NOW!
Baby Time!
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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston