James Woods is 66 years old. Kristen Bauguess is 20 years old.
And the two are dating, as the veteran actor actually color coordinated his outfit with his new girlfriend last night at the premiere of White House Down in New York.
What else can even be said? Except that Woods must have a huge bank account or a huge... something else.
The movie star recently split with Ashley Madison, who was a robust 26 years old at the time of their break-up. But they dated for six years, so you can do the disturbing math.
Your move, apparently, Courtney Stodden.