Khloe Kardashian – and most of America – are giving thanks to Spanx today.
The reality star accidentally pulled a Marilyn Monroe Friday, as a gust of wind caused her dress to fly up on the streets of Los Angeles.
And, of course, a paparazzi was standing nearby to get a perfect shot of the near wardrobe malfunction.

“Shorts, spanks, boy shorts under a dress/skirt are a must!” Khloe Tweeted soon after the world was spared a shot of her privates.
Somewhere, though, Kim Kardashian must have seen this and wondered what the heck is the matter with her sister.
Doesn’t she know that a vagina on camera is the fastest way to guarantee long-time fame and fortune?