Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings.
Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian’s romantic life took center stage, for better or worse.
After all, as we know, she’s dating Kanye West.
“Kim and Kanye have been friends for years,” Kourtney Kardashian says. “They’ve been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it’s serious or not.”
Is it?!?!?! Let’s find out in THG’s +/- recap!
“So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common,” Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10.
“We both just love cars. So what’s the big deal? I’m just borrowing my friend’s car,” she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5.
Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott’s restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant.
“I just want to make Kourtney proud,” Scott says. “She’s had a lot of doubts already.” Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10.
Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90.
It really is, but given that he welcomed a baby girl with Kourtney this week, it’s time to suck it up and be a man. Excuses don’t fly. Minus 30.
Even Rob tells Scott to grow up/a pair. Plus 20.
With Kanye set to make an appearance, Kim is wearing “KW” earrings. Wonder if she ever had KH ones for Kris Humphries. Minus 40.
Is this relationship with Kanye real? We still can’t tell. Even.
“I am so happy Kanye’s coming with me,” Kim says, “but I don’t want to make a big fuss about it.” Sure you don’t, Kim. Right. Minus 30.
After the night ends and is a big success, Scott admits, “It felt nice to actually build something on my own.” Or with an E! team. Plus only 10.
Kourtney gifts Scott with beautiful gold ring for reasons unknown. Why they don’t get each other engagement rings is another story. Even.
“It’s just like the same old story over and over and over,” Kris Jenner says, with her finger firmly on the pulse of reality for once. “Scott misbehaves, she ignores it and then she rewards him. I’m just over it.” Plus 70.
EPISODE TOTAL: -85. SEASON TOTAL: -140.