Crystal Harris appeared on The Howard Stern Show this morning and had nothing flattering to say about ex-fiance Hugh Hefner. At all.
Asked by the host how long it took for the pair to consummate their relationship, Harris replied "two seconds." Perhaps even more incredible? That's one more second than number of times the pair actually did it!
Harris said she is "not turned on by Hef" and that the couple only had sex one time. Has she ever seen him naked? Nope.
Ah, but is she dating Jordan McGraw? Harris wasn't so chatty about that rumor...