For the first time in recorded history, Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen have something in common: each was cleared of recent, allegedly illegal action.
First, Canadian officials have determined that Bieber did not assault a fellow laser tag participant during a much-hyped incident in October.
"This investigation into the incident is now complete and no charges will be forwarded as the evidence collected [doesn't] support doing so," Corporal Turley of the Richmond Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.
Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen can both celebrate. Hopefully, they won't do so in the same way.
In kinda related news, the NYPD has also announced that Sheen won't be charged with any wrongdoing against the Plaza Hotel in New York City or porn star Capri Anderson.
Following a wild night together on October 25, the actor was hospitalized and accused of holding Anderson captive, snorting cocaine and doing many other bad things. Some or all of those allegations could still be true.
But there's not even enough evidence that makes this a legal case worth pursuing.