** – There is no way this happened.
At least In Touch Weekly can say it mixed things up a bit. Breaking from its usual cover stories about how Angelina Jolie is a raging psycho or Brad Pitt bones Jennifer Aniston behind her back … they got married this time!! OMG!
PURE NONSENSE: You’re a moron if you buy this (in more ways than one).
We’re all for good celebrity gossip, but who’s going to think the world’s most famous couple – two people who have adamantly stated, many times, that they aren’t getting married – got married AND kept it a secret from everybody?
Then again, she is wearing white, and the photo of “Where they said I do'” does look like a sweet ass resort, so maybe we’re just being cynical.