Dean McDermott is only famous because he's married to Tori Spelling and the couple exploits its cute children on a nauseating, utterly contrived reality show. It's rather disgusting.
Still, we wish no physical harm on McDermott, which is why we hope he recovers quickly from this week's dirt bike accident. As of this writing, he's in the intensive care unit of a California hospital with a punctured and collapsed lung.
"He's in a lot of pain," Spelling said, adding that her husband has finally concluded his adventurous hobby isn't worth such consequences. "He's taking this as a sign and realizing family is too important to risk his life."
McDermott was taken to a Los Angeles hospital after crashing on Tuesday. He was bleeding severly at the scene, but was fortunately able to Tweet:
Thanks for the well wishes. A collapsed lung is no fun, and is a lengthy heal. Feeling pretty bad today. Day 2 is always the worst.
With Dean injured, we'll refrain from asking the obvious question here: Who on earth is following Dean McDermott on Twitter?!?!?
Because Tori and her man had often argued about his dirt biking riding, she relayed the exchanged they shared soon after she arrived by his hospital bed:
"When I first saw him he just softly said 'I'm so sorry.'" I just held his hand and cried. That's when he said, 'I'll never do this again. You and the kids mean everything to me.' "
The married pair has two kids: Liam 3; and Stella, 2.