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Sorry, Cristiano Ronaldo. You’re not the only person to see Kim Kardashian naked this week.

But there’s a difference between the bare body Ronaldo reportedly went home with in Madrid, and the one Kim show off inside this month’s Harper Bazaar: the latter is UNtouched.

Following in the natural footsteps of Jessica Simpson’s Marie Claire spread, Kardashian appears nude in the magazine, without the use of Photoshop. She says of the shoot:

“I think the message is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, ‘I’m curvy and I’m proud of it now.'”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye in NYC
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That would be a great, healthy message to send… IF IT WEREN’T COMPLETE AND UTTER BS!

Kardashian hasn’t let three consecutive sentences slip out in public over the past few months without mentioning QuickTrim. She and her family tout that diet supplement at every opportunity, despite the fact that it isn’t approved by the FDA – but, hey, whatever pays the bills!

Heck, she just appeared on the cover of yet another tabloid, bragging about how much weight she’s lost.

At one point, Kim, you may have been a role model for curvy women everywhere. You could have embraced that responsibility. Instead, you sold out, becoming just another female celebrity that sends a message to girls around the world that’s wholly opposed to the crap you spew above:

Go thin or go home.