Skip to Content

Jessica Simpson was recently described as sexual napalm by John Mayer.

While she didn’t address the truth of that statement in the new issue of Allure (unfortunately), she did reference the douchebag singer on one occasion.

“He didn’t make me go brunette,” she says of her past hair color. “John doesn’t get the credit. He’d like to think so, but he doesn’t deserve the credit.”

Oh, SNAP!

Jessica Simpson Is 4 Years Sober
(Instagram)

Jessica Simpson is a globe-trotting beauty spy. Apparently.

Jessica says she isn’t bitter at her exes, particularly Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, of whom she says, “I’m still a fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on.”

Her career isn’t what it once was, but her body still is. No one can take that away from Jessica. Or John for having kissed and told … and told, and told.

Click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from Allure

[Photos: Allure]