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Come on, Kim Kardashian. At least give us a challenge.

The provocative socialite attended a party this week in celebration of Melanie Brown’s new line of Sugar Factory lollipops (yes, Melanie Brown has her own line of lollipops and an event was thrown in its honor) and posed on the red carpet like this:

Kim must REALLY enjoy a sweet treat and/or an opportunity to relive her days as a sex tape star.

Typically, we’d ask readers to submit a caption for this photo, but we’re a family site. It would be impossible to keep those clean. Instead, we’ll pose the following scenario/question:

Photos of Kardashian striking this pose are plastered all over the Internet.

But what would happen if Adam Lambert made the same gesture? Would he be celebrated as a sex symbol and given the kind of opportunities afforded to Kim to make money off this reputation, or crucified as a bad influence on children?

Discuss!