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Forget The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Meet The Real Moronic Househusband of… New Jersey.

Joe Giudice, who is married to reality TV’s favorite table-thrower Teresa Giudice, crashed his car early this morning and now finds himself in trouble with two different police departments.

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Captain Ed Rosellini of the Montville Township Police told E! News the accident took place around 1:45 a.m. and:

“It was a motor vehicle accident, and he was taken to the hospital. Officers believed he had a drink and he was then tested for alcohol and charged accordingly.”

Giudice was taken to the Morristown Memorial Hospital. After a blood sample was taken, he was charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, careless driving, and failure to maintain a traffic lane.

But that’s not all!

The incident tipped off the nearby Clifton Police Department, which proceeded to arrest Joe on an outstanding warrant for a number of city ordinance violations. He posted $2,625, got out of jail around 6 a.m. and headed home… to face the wrath of his four children and insane wife.

Good luck, buddy!