Khloe Kardashian Follows Script, Slaps Scott Disick

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Because three wastes of space in lingerie might not be enough to inspire viewership, Keeping Up with the Kardshians producers have come up with a surefire way to garner ratings for this Sunday's season premiere:

A bitch slap.

In the scene below, Khloe Kardashian accuses Scott Disick of intentionally knocking up Kourtney in order to ensure she'd stay with him.

Unless Khloe is accusing Scott of rape, it's unclear how a guy can purposely get a girl pregnant without her full participation in the act. However, Khloe is close to correct, of course: Scott and Kourtney did purposely get pregnant because that's what's the script called for.

It also called for Khloe to smack Disick in the face. Watch below.

We gotta hand it to the writers for this anger-filled, romantic exchange between Khloe and Scott, beginning with the former's accusation:

"You wanted to just keep her for 18 years and not let anyone else have her."

"18 years? I want her for eternity."

How many takes do you think were needed before the family moved on to the next scene?

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]