Matt Damon and Shawn Johnson Dead? Not So Much
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA rumor that actor Matt Damon is dead after reportedly being found in the desert over the web last night, …
Posts from: September 2009
Kim Kardashian: Back to Black, No Longer a “Different Person”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteKim Kardashian is back! Any celebrity gossip follower would ask the obvious question (“Where the heck did she go? She’s …
Rolling Stone Further Jumps Shark, Profiles Perez Hilton Music Label
Reading Time: < 1 minuteStarting tonight, Perez Hilton will take a brief break from drawing semen on celebrity photos and officially begin his side …
John Mayer Denies Nailing Kristin Cavallari
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJohn Mayer is a douchebag who is too obsessed with Twitter and himself. We have to give him his due …
Hugh Hefner: Kimberley Conrad is a Cheater
Reading Time: 2 minutesHugh Hefner claims his soon-to-be ex-wife cheated on him before their marriage failed – but that’s not why he finally …
Ellen DeGeneres to Become Full-Time Judge on American Idol
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe love Ellen DeGeneres. She’s the funniest talk show host on the planet and she has a really hot wife. …
Jennifer Aniston Offers More Dating Insight
Reading Time: 2 minutesGetting relationship advice from Jennifer Aniston is kind of like taking a cooking class from Mischa Barton. But Jen has …
Happy Birthday, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWith apologies to Liam McDermott and both of Denise Richards’ daughters, the most exploited celebrity baby alive has a birthday …
Lindsay Lohan Named “Artistic Advisor” for French Fashion Company
Reading Time: < 1 minuteNeed more proof that the economy is turning around? Lindsay Lohan has found a job! The struggling actress and overall …
Joe Wilson to Barack Obama: You Lie!
Reading Time: 2 minutesU.S. President Barack Obama was giving a speech to Congress Wednesday night about health care. Until Rep. Joe Wilson of …