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Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.

At this week’s Teen Choice Awards, the formerly popular stand-up comedian took to the stage and called out Vanessa Hudgens.

Not content to simply refer to her multiple-time naked picture scandal, Cook forced the camera to pan to the actress and then couldn’t even muster a joke about her. He simply said:

Girl, you gotta keep your clothes on!

As the clip below (which was actually edited out of the broadcast) proves, Vanessa looked far from happy about the mockery:

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We’d have less of a problem with the reference if Cook actually made an attempt to be funny or witty. You know, something like:

High School Musical? More like High School Nude-ical!

OR:

Bandslam? More like Band-slammin’ Body!

You get the idea.

Instead, Cook just exploited the situation without even trying to be creative. That’s extra lame. Don’t you agree?