Heidi Montag is Trash

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If you thought a Kim Kardashian album was a stupid idea, well, it is. But just the same, the concept of Kim's R&B debut is sounding better by the minute.

After all, can she be worse than Heidi Montag?

The Hills star' new song, "Trash Me," is appropriately titled, since this is undeniably what celebrity gossip sites and music critics will do after hearing it.

It sounds a little like Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy." Except not good.

We can only hope that Spencer Pratt films a similar, S&M-themed video on his hand-held camera to accompany it. Now that would be worth watching.

Listen to Heidi's terrible new song below ...


Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job!
Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!