“It’s time to bring sexy back.”
– Kim Kardashian on last night’s Dancing with the Stars, promising a seductive Rumba
Here’s the problem with Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars this season: the giant-breasted reality star is trying too hard to make herself over for a mainstream audience.
Prior to performing the Rumba with Mark Ballas last night, Kim complained about how she loved her partner “like a brother… [so] it’s gonna be really hard to amp up that sexual chemistry on the dance floor.”
The tandem proceded to bring Robin Antin – founder of The Pussycat Dolls – on board to assist Kardashian with her sexiness during the routine.
Excuse us?!? Kim Kardashian, the same woman that took it from behind in her sex tape with Ray J and has posed nude in Playboy, needs help acting sexy? We don’t buy it for a nanosecond.
As a result of this confused behavior, Kardashian and Ballas earned a measly 17 combined points from the judges last night. Here’s a look at their routine:
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Kim, you’re a terrible actress.
Stop pretending as though shaking your hips and grinding your crotch comes unnaturally. These are your best talents. Use them.