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The John McCain campaign has found an issue on which it can release a definitive, meaningful statement: Lindsay Lohan!

It all started when The Chicago Sun-Times quoted an unnamed high-level Barack Obama insider this morning,  who said that camp turned down Lohan’s offer to host an event because she “is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”

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In response, McCain blowhard spokesman Tucker Bounds told TMZ: “So let me get this straight — they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama.”

Yes, it really does appear that Bounds referred to Lohan as “LiLo.”

We can imagine the eyes rolling on Tommy Vietor, an Obama spokesperson, when he replied: “Glad to see they’re focused on the important issues over in McCain HQ.”

Lohan, it should be noted, is on record as having serious issues with Sarah Palin. See how intelligent one can be when one isn’t on drugs all the time?