Two words for you, celebrity gossip readers:
The Hills' Audrina Patridge takes to the pages, and cover of TV Guide this week, along with Mario Lopez, but the cover is nothing compared to this.
Suffice it to say, Audrina looks awesome. We still wonder if those "Hills" are real or fake, but you know what, either way's all good with us ...
We're not entirely sure about the reading material she provides, but here's Audrina Patridge in the sexiest celebrity photo in the history of FHM TV Guide.