Sorry, Dustin Diamond.
You're no longer the most random, unexpected actor to appear in a celebrity sex tape.
Verne Troyer - yes, Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies - reportedly filmed himself getting it on with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. Take a repulsive look below:
Avert your eyes, readers: This is a picture of Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer, pre-sex tape.
According to TMZ, a third party has grabbed the tape. Allegedly, Kevin Blatt - the man that brokered the deal for Paris Hilton's sex tape - is entertaining a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD to distribute the tiny bit of nastiness.
If marketed, we can only assume the tape will be called "Mini-in-Me."
** UPDATE: The woman shown above has been identified as aspiring model Ranae Shrider.