All reality TV show contestants entertain us in their own ways, but we may truly have something special and unique in Shayne Lamas from The Bachelor.
She's Lorenzo Lamas' daughter, for one, but it goes beyond that. There is a longing, a desperation to be famous lingering deep within Shayne Lamas that defies even the lofty expectations set forth by appearing on The Bachelor at all.
She made her mark early on this season, emerging as one of the more
insane assertive girls during the cocktail party premiere of The Bachelor.
That was just her getting warmed up.
During Monday night's episode, Shayne went all-in at a competition in Las Vegas in which the girl who won the most money got a date with Matt Grant.
She lost all her money instantly. Then cried about it.
Shayne Lamas complained, fighting back tears all the way, about how she's having such a hard time sharing Matt Grant with all the other girls.
She even pulled Matt aside and whined about how awful it is - it's just breaking her heart, people - for her to share a man. *whimper*
A man she's talked to for about 14 minutes in life. On a reality show.
She decided she's going to stay on the show, because she "might have feelings" for Matt Grant. She definitely has them for fame.
We salute you, Shayne Lamas. Keep up the good work.